10 Hilarious Dad Jokes That Never Get Old

## The Jokes:

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
   Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call a fake noodle?
   An impasta!
3. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
   It's impossible to put down!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
   Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
   A can't opener!
6. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
   She looked surprised.
7. How do you organize a space party?
   You planet!
   1. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
      A carrot!
   2. Why did the bicycle fall over?
      Because it was two-tired!
   3. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
      Great food, no atmosphere!